so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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