I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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