And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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