i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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