guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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