i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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