Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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