There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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