i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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