I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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