a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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