Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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