You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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