I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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