Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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