he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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