do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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