They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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