what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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