Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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