chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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