spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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