Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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