doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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