Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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