Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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