Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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