Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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