I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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