This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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