i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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