when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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