what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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