we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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