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  ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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  just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.

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• (559): View more from California

  Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.

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  That's the best creepy text ever.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am

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• (207): View more from Maine

  There's lube on my homework. #priorities

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