How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...