It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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