On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
sarcasm needs its own font
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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