who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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