Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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