he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
