Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
why do cheetos always look like penises
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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