My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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