Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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