no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Never let your siblings swipe right.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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