Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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