Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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