Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
smell my finger.
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You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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