And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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