I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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