the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
