quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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