So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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