You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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