Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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