honey bunches of taint.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
vagina is talking i cant
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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