why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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