Pants 0. Shit 1.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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