It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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