gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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