Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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