I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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